I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Sure" above a halftone-style 1950s

Sure" above a halftone-style 1950s housewife illustration rendered in white

Hospitalization is apparently the ultimate team-building exercise

Block text at the bottom reads "BROADWAY AT KETTNER" above "SAN DIEGO

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Sure" above a halftone-style 1950sPiatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding. Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper. The Details: Multicolored cartoon piata in the shape of a burro, decorated with horizontal stripes of green, yellow, purple, pink, orange, and blue, with a single cartoon eye, a blue pom pom on its head, a rainbow tail, and a white string extending