Trophy Wife - Unisex T-Shirt workout and tan crust

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A weathered white vintage bicycle illustration sits centered with "BC" above it

" with yellow dashed diagonal lines as accents

I'm no dummy

Trophy Wife - Unisex T-Shirt workout and tan crust"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage. The trophy is participation, and the display case is a minivan with Cheerios ground into the seats. The Details: Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun