Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex T-Shirt utah above a cartoon cowboy mascot

above a cartoon cowboy mascot in a yellow hat and blue shirt holding a bat over his shoulder

Pizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

" a yellow-green "51" sits at center

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex T-Shirt utah above a cartoon cowboy mascotLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.