Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Chicken wire around the stage

Chicken wire around the stage is just good hospitality when the clientele treats bar stools like projectiles

White script at the bottom reads "You'll Have The Time of Your Life

The composition centers around a stylized surfboard or outrigger canoe silhouette containing a geometric diamond logo

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Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Chicken wire around the stageBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below