Jimmy Two Times - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL throwing up devil horns with

throwing up devil horns with a direct forward gaze

A navy blue line-art illustration of a figure driving a speedboat with water spray trails behind it sits in the center

Poodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

Jimmy Two Times - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL throwing up devil horns withEarning a nickname based entirely on a speech pattern is the kind of neighborhood immortality most people never achieve. Some guys get remembered for heists, others for saying everything twice, everything twice. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: Large gold distressed block letters read "JIMMY" above white text reading "Two" and "Times" flanking a blue teal halftone portrait of Jimmy Two Times in a suit. Red, gold, and teal mid century atomic