Works One Day a Year - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL A blue vintage hand-drawn ink

A blue vintage hand-drawn ink illustration of a bald eagle with wings spread wide clutches a hot dog in a bun

Conscription works better when the only casualty is your dignity

Surviving that claymation face at age seven was basically a rite of passage nobody signed up for

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Works One Day a Year - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL A blue vintage hand-drawn inkSanta runs a year round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history. One shift a year, an unsolicited performance review for every person on earth, and we leave him cookies. The Details: Distressed white rounded text arched across the top reads "WORKS ONE DAY A YEAR." A vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus in red and white depicts his grinning face, full white beard, and red