Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

the train dodge

Bold cream block sans-serif text below reads "SOMETIMES MOTIVATION FINDS YOU

Cozy and durable

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Inspired by National Lampoon's ChristmasTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads