It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Every pizza box leaving that

Every pizza box leaving that shop is plausible deniability in cardboard form

Answering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

and in 1905 the Infants took the field in Michigan's Copper County Soo League

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Every pizza box leaving thatBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling