Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Adulting runs on something

Adulting runs on something

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White bubble-style lettering reads "Bullwinkle's" with moose antlers extending from each side of the wordmark

Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Adulting runs on somethingAldo Raine runs his unit like a middle manager with the most unhinged KPIs in military history. Quota is quota, and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds. The Details: Digital illustration portrait of Lt. Aldo Raine with dark hair, a mustache, and a military collar, flanked by two olive green stars. Distressed olive green text reads "I WANT MY" above larger olive green block letters reading