Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Every lightsaber duel now includes

Every lightsaber duel now includes a dramatic pause and a request for more cowbell

Arched distressed white serif text reads "LAS VEGAS" above light blue numbers "19" and "47" flanking a vintage cartoon cowboy chewing a straw and holding a baseball bat

flanked by "ESTD" and "1994" in small distressed white type

Block-style black and gold letters

Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Every lightsaber duel now includesRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all